Parents in Panama: The Canal Part 1

Panama Canal – Miraflores Locks

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Wait, THAT’S the Panama Canal? It looks like the Ballard Locks in Seattle.

My parents came to Panama City this last week for a visit. I’m pretty sure they came to see the Panama Canal, but we just happened to be here too.

Toucamen airport - Panama City
Sheryl: Don’t look, but the guy behind you is doing the YMCA dance. He’s on the letter C.

Our building has both apartments and a hotel. Since our bathroom doesn’t’ have walls, and sometimes smells weird, they stayed on the hotel side. We did have them up to our balcony for appetizers and to see the boats waiting to enter the Panama Canal.

Boats waiting to transit the Panama Canal
The Panama Canal version of the cell phone waiting lot at the airport.

Mom: If I knew about the bathroom, I wouldn’t have drunk all this water?
Dad: Maybe there is a gas station nearby.

On the first day of their visit, we went to Casco Viejo which is the old part of town with lots of doors.

Iglesia de Merdec
Mom: Why do we have to stand here?
Jeff in the background: Just ignore Sheryl, she’ll make you stand there all day to take photos.

Since I didn’t read the guidebook first, every church we went into I thought was the cathedral. This statue was particularly interesting.

Statue of St. Hedwig
From the sign in front of the statue: “St. Hedwig founded monasteries along with her husband. On his death, Hedwig became a nun and continued to serve the poor and sick. Panamanian devotees come to her to request the grace of a home; for this, they offer houses at her feet.

After walking around town, two things happened.

  1. My hair became extremely crazy.
  2. I became a cooling tie user
Maybe the tangled hair on top of my hair will distract from this jaunty little scarf I’m wearing.

The cooling tie is a product (I bought mine from REI) that you soak in cold water and wear around your neck. It stays cool for hours, and so do you. At least this is what our friend Brian and my parents have told us. I have mocked them for years for their cooling tie usage. But when it’s 101 heat index, it was time to don the cooling tie. And I have to say, it really did work. Jeff still had some dignity and refused to wear his.

It was around this time, that Jeff may have become nervous about the upcoming week.

Are they going to laugh like this for seven days straight.? Also, should I lend them a comb?

The next day we got up early and took an Uber to the Miraflores locks. This is the locks on the Pacific side of the Panama Canal.

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Bet those people are hot without cooling ties.

The viewing platform was crowded but we found a spot to watch a ship filled with windmill blades transit the Miraflores Lock.

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Here we are, ready to be amazed at the Panama Canal.

Ships take a LONG time to get through the locks.

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Can’t they speed this up?

Like a really long time.

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Don’t tell Dad, but I’m only watching this for his sake.
Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Don’t tell my parents but we’re only watching this for their sake.
Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Don’t tell Mom but I’m only watching this for her sake.

The boat was still in the locks when we realized we would all have heat stroke if we had to watch it go through completely. Inside the visitor center, they had a great museum that explained the history and workings of the canal.

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Mom: I’m about to pass out from heatstroke.
Dad: I’m so hot, I’m taking a short nap standing up.

But the best part was where we could pretend to actually drive a ship through the Panama Canal.

Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
I can’t believe how good I am at this. This is going to be my new profession.
Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Sheryl: Go left go left! I better give him more instructions on this walkie talkie.
Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Hello, welcome to the Panama Canal. Press one if you would like to transit.
Panama Canal - Miraflores Locks
Listen, buddy, this is 2020, you answer your own damn phones.
I really like what you’ve done with your hair.

This is what this guy’s hair looked like six years ago when Jeff and I visited.

Next, we went to the IMAX theater for a really good movie about the canal that was in 3D. Morgan Freeman was the narrator. Between his soothing voice, heatstroke and comfy chairs it was hard to stay awake.

I’ll sleep through the beginning, Mom, you sleep during the middle and Dad, you sleep during the end.

And then we were all canaled out and headed back to Panama City via Uber and went out to dinner.

Let’s get up even earlier tomorrow and see the Atlantic side.

Other interesting things:

There is a really fun website that shows the boats going through the canal, and ports around the world.

https://www.marinetraffic.com/

Here’s a webcam to watch boats go through the Panama Canal in realtime.

https://multimedia.panama-canal.com/Webcams/miraflores.html

This book is excellent. My Dad and I both read it and learned a ton about the history of the canal.

The Path Between the Seas by David McCullough

If you are going to visit the locks this site has all the info you need:

I can’t believe I’m doing this, but I am recommending cooling ties. This is the one I bought and really liked.

https://www.rei.com/product/691097/kafkas-kool-tie

2 thoughts on “Parents in Panama: The Canal Part 1”

  1. Genius. The blog just keeps getting better and better. Love the humor and all the pics. I tip my hat in your general direction and can’t wait until my wife and I follow in your footsteps.

    1. Thank you so much Mark! I’m so glad you are enjoying it. We are really loving it here, even with social distancing and all the crazy stuff going on right now, we still love it here. I think you and your wife will really love it here too.

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